For the past couple of days Lincoln has been tormented by some new teeth forcing their way into his mouth. So instead of listening to him whine all night, and making frequent trips to his room and back, we let him sleepover. Usually, I enjoy the cuddle time, but for the past few mornings, I've awakened to the biggest kink in my neck EVER! Contrary to what you might think, this is not due to him weaseling his way into my space, and forcing me to awkwardly sleep in a 1 square foot area. It is instead due to the fact that he, at least twice a night, scissor kicks me in the back of the head. Hard. Like I don't think you understand how hard he kicks.
I think he might be a ninja.
Anyways, when this happens I'm usually too drunk tired from blogging exhausted from the 9-5 grind, that I just lay there with his meaty little toddler leg pressed firmly to the back of my neck. Ah, motherhood!
Speaking of motherhood, since posting my big news the other day, I've been thinking a lot about pregnancy. My first pregnancy was not so bad, and there were definitely some major perks, like bed rest, and having an awesome excuse to eat whatever the fuck I want. I was all suck it skinny bitches, I'm pregnant!
But there were also some major pitfalls, like having preeclampsia,
which resulted in me having huge elephant cankles.
And then there was the maternity clothes. Seriously. Who the hell comes up with this stuff???
Its all moo-moos and spandex. Um, no thanks. Ill wear normal clothes, please!
Something I'd wish I'd known about when I was pregnant is the Blush topless undershirt. Its like a tube top for your midriff, and seriously expands your wardrobe. I have one of their undershirts in black, and it is the perfect addition to your closet.
Do you remember when it was cute to wear shirts that might occasionally rise up and show just a tiny bit of skin?? Well its not cute anymore, especially post child.
But I've got one now bitches, so I'm all ready for summer and my sexy baby body!
Jealous?? I thought you would be. But because I'm so kind, I'm going to offer one of these miracle workers to one of you. Thank me later.
I'm like the frickin queen of giveaways!!
You can also go to Blush's website, and use coupon code welovebloggers to get 20% off your purchase of 2 or more undershirts.
Heres how to win:
**CLOSED**
For your first entry, be a follower.
For a third entry, grab my button
For a fourth entry, become friends with Blush on Facebook. (please leave your profile name in your comment)
For a fifth entry, become a follower of Blush on Twitter (please leave your profile name in your comment)
For a sixth entry, blog about the giveaway (please leave the link in your comment)
For a fifth entry, become a follower of Blush on Twitter (please leave your profile name in your comment)
For a sixth entry, blog about the giveaway (please leave the link in your comment)
Giveaway will end Wednesday, March 24th at noon (central time).
aaaaannnnnndddddd, i almost forgot: HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!
aaaaannnnnndddddd, i almost forgot: HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!
Don't forget to enter the Tee Wit giveaway, ending 3/19/2010--closed
and the Yu•Be giveaway, ending 3/18/2010--closed
38 comments:
I am a follower!
Seriously, you are the QUEEN of Giveaways,,,
gah! Scissor kicks to the back of the head are no bueno. Maybe you should reposition him to kick the hubs and give mama a break. Haha.
So you're giveaways have all been fab and all but none apply to me. Booo...i'm not a mother, i'm not preggo, and nor do i want to be!
I am a follower of yours, I am a fan of theirs on FB (Melissa Bowman Geyman) and I visited their website, which I like all of theirs that are out of stock!, but I would like to have the plain white one that is in stock...I follow them on twitter (munchkinismine)...and I think that about does it! Thanks!
ow!!! ow!!! scissor kick to the back of the head?!?!? my neck hurt reading that! i have lots of problems with kinks in the necks from sleeping, and my problem seems to be my pillows. or old age. it is frustrating, but not as bad as a kick in the head!
Okay...your son is a NINJA!! That's freaking awesome. :)
You seriously are the giveaway queen! Love it!
The dude is also getting some new sabers and the 2 am cuddle fests have been a regular occurrence as of late. Hang in there! I remember some crazy ninja kicks that made me leap outta my seat!
Let your hubby give you a sexy rub & massage on your neck...& hot bath might help smoothen the kink...errr I hope darling~ I can't handle your pain well! ouch3x
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I have a Lincoln that sleeps in my bed too...feeling your pain!!
I'm a follower--hook it up!:)
I love the black with lace one!
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Hi there!
We found you through the FF and are now following your blog. Looking forward to reading more of your posts! Have a beautiful evening. <3
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i would get the white one, it would go with a lot of things in my wardrobe;}
i have your button here:
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Why do kids have to sleep upside down? I bet he is a Ninja.
Oh that's fabulous! Kind of like the bella band. But hopefully better. I'd love to win one for WHEN I get pregnant!
:)
i totally had these when i was prego with the wee ones...seriously they work wonders!! too bad i'm not having any more babies!!! but i'll live vicariously through you :)
I love Blush! I ordered a couple a while back and just love them. Now I want more colors! ;-)
I'm following you now.
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I'm following Blush on Twitter as annaed2.
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I would love the Swirl pattern in medium. Thanks!
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Sent request to be-friend Blush on fb. D. Musgrove
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I'm a new follower (hi!). This has to be the funniest review I have read for the Blush bands :)
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I'd pick the Swirl pattern
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I follow blush on twitter (emilyisland)
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I just signed up to follow.
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I like the Blush topless black (lace) undershirt!
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i follow with GFC
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i'd love a black one to keep that urban hipster part of me happy. modest, but happy.
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I follow your blog as jelaws5
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I would love the hot pink :)
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I follow
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Torn between the maternity brown (which I need now) and just a regular brown one...maybe I should get both.
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Er dont mind which -if i win :0) following you, thanks for the welcome on mbc
Rebekah
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