6.24.2010

Just a quick post...

Remember my god-awful assistant? If you don't recall, you can catch up here and here.
Well, in a totally "I am woman, hear me roar" moment, I straight up fired the bitch!!
Woot Woot!! I'm a bad ass!
It was like the clouds parted, the angels sang, and god reached his oversized hand down straight from heaven to knock the slut right out of here!!
So on one hand I'm totally happy and carefree not having to worry about catching a glimpse of her ass, but on the other hand I'm freakin swamped!! 
The interviewing for a replacement starts next week...and I'm going to guess I get some real doozies.
Where are all the normal, appropriately dressed, mature, responsible disease free people that never shit, text or put on their makeup at work? 
Am I asking to much here?

10 comments:

MissCrystal said...

I AM RIGHT HERE!!!! But alas, you don't live in Sac. Thanks for the laugh though!

Kerry said...

I am right here too! But, I live in Napa. Sadness.

Unknown said...

That's it, NO DRAMA MAMA!

Gabby said...

So glad you sent her packing! And here's hoping that you don't have to interview too many crazies! :)

Jessica Warrick said...

well hoping you get less crazies than good candidates.

Groveliving said...

LMAO!!! Good luck on your search. You make sure your classified ad says, and I quote "...normal, appropriately dressed, mature, responsible disease free people that never shit, text or put on their makeup at work..." =)

CraftGirlAlli said...

bummer...no more funny blogs to read about her! lol.

Trsih @ A dream house for Trish said...

Ha Ha Ha , I love it!!!! This is my first visit & you certainly made me smile!!! Thanks for the lovely welcome to the MBC.
Cheers

Mrs. Mother said...

I hope you can find someone much less crazy, soon. I am your newest follower and hope you will reciprocate.

Getrealmommy said...

As a career recruiter, I promise you that you are going to see some real *winners*. Be sure to have some antibacterial gel nearby for all of the handshaking.

Goodl luck!