Love, Love, Love

In honor of this, the day o' love, I'm going to share with you pretties some of the lessons I've learned thru my years of whoring dating. Your welcome.

If you want you husband boyfriend lover to kiss the ground you walk upon and be at your beck and call, all you have to do is give it up. You know what I'm talking about, let em get frisky more often, and he will be putty in your hands. You can take that to the bank.

NEVER stay with someone just because their hot. Unless he's like Ryan Reynolds hot, than girl, do your thang!

Never try to "get" a man to marry you. If you have to make him propose, your wasting your time.

Don't listen to all that craziness about waiting so long to have sex, or guys not buying the cow if they get the milk for free. I slept with Richard the first night we met, and that was 8 years ago. And he put a ring on it. So booya!!-I'm sorry, was that too much information???

Never criticize a mans appearance. Underneath all that machismo and hair is a self conscious 14 year old girl who would be willing to give up her Hello Kitty backpack for you acceptance.

Never date a guy who takes longer to get ready than you do.

Never leave the house in hot pants and a tube top. You'll attract LOTS of attention, but trust me, its not the kind of attention you need. As Richard would say, if you're not a slut, then don't wear a sluts uniform.

Men crave respect more than they crave love. Woman crave love more than respect. Once you both figure that out, you'll be golden.

Love isn't all you need. You need money, food, a roof over your head. Fresh out of high school I decided to head off with my then mate. We soon found out that two 18 years old in love does not equal diddly doo in the real world. You cant pay rent with love. We tried.

Don't cheat. Common sense, right?? But seriously, don't do it. Its a whole lot easier just to call it quits and then get frisky. And if you are cheated on, don't take them back. I don't care how much you love someone, if they did the dirty with someone else, your wasting your time.

Don't ever be too cool to say "I love you." Say it often, say it loud, say it with passion.

Hope everyone is getting to spend today with the ones they love!

photos via we♥it


Iva said...

Happy Valentines Day!! ;)

Mrs. Clean Freak said...

yes! I really enjoyed this post and no not too much info either. Thats true tho, not being stingy with the coochie does make them like putty! (witness) I didn't give it up the first night but we did run off and elope and I tell you everyday gets More Loving.....would do it again! Enjoy Ya Valentines.......*smile*


CraftGirlAlli said...

I love how blunt and "to the point" you are! You couldn't be more right on this though!

Shell said...

What fabulous advice!

Morgan said...

Dear Stoic, I love the pictures, they are so expressive of simple pure emotion, quite the way Post Secret is. And as for your advice/wisdom? You couldn't be more on the money.

April @ Random said...

All good points! Too bad most woman don't follow the advice. Not me though, of course. Ha!


Meredith Travels said...

Your are completely right with all of your points here! Thanks for the great v-day advice! I hope you had a wonderful day!

drollgirl said...

the perfect post! you are a wise woman. and you've got it goin' on! :)

little sunshine said...

super! very nice post. straight to the point. ;) have a great time.!

kathleen said...

I love this. Soo funny! What a great idea! Xoxo

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

cheers ot this, indeed! epsecially the sleeping together bit...when you're met to be together, you will be...lol, you dont need to abide to ridiculous "rules"

melifaif said...

LOL!!! TMI - never!?! Love the first date night story...priceless.

Krista said...

Love the advice! Esp. "if you're not a slut, then don't wear a slut's uniform." That is SO something my husband would say.

Clorivak said...

This post is awesome and drollski is right, very wise. love it. you summed it up perfectly.