I went to my moms on Christmas day expecting to be showered with affection, gifts, and tasty treats. What I did not expect was for my mom to bring out a huge box filled with awful terrible incriminating embarrassing hideous pictures from my youth. I thought these pictures were history, burned in a tragic garage fire, or at least in a box under lock and key never ever to be seen again. I was wrong. Horribly wrong.
I used to think my mom loved me. Now I see that shes been tricking me with what I thought was love, only to keep me around long enough for me to forget the tragedies of my youth, so she could one day spring them on me and cause me to have a whole new speech for the therapist. Thanks mom, remind me I owe you one.
So I have to spend the rest of my Christmas weekend watching hubby enjoy(entirely too much) taking each picture out one by one, pointing, laughing, snorting; repeat.
Why did I decide to share them here, you might ask? well maybe somewhere, someone will look at these pictures and realize that their life just isn't that bad. Your Welcome.
So here is the first part in a new installment called "I Thought I Burned These"

Look at those sweet moves!! There I am, back row, second from the right, bustin a move like you've never seen. The girl next to me looks like she just shit herself.




Needless to say, I didn't even last 1 semester on campus before the Rulers of the Universe (my R.A.) called me a nuisance, and had me kicked of campus for repeatedly getting caught smuggling vodka in water bottles.
Oh, the good ole days.
XOXO
2 comments:
hahahahaha.....I can relate to about all your photos LOL. I'm cracking up at the last one. I have LOTS of those photos of myself...and I also got kicked off campus for alcohol lmao. Thanks for sharing!
oh dear god...who's the chick with the two piece prom dress? or the girl in the green on the right?! really??? wow. i do like the zebra dress though and yours is so sparkly.
btw these pictures are not bad. you should seen mine.
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