You ladies are giving me a complex...

Woo Hoo!! It's frickin awards season around these parts!!
Both Ember from Remember Ember and Jana from Boobies, Babies & a Blog both bestowed upon me another Honest Scrap award...yay!!!

and Anita at It's a Sweet Thing gave me the brand spankin new award she just created:
how cute is that????

So the rules say I need to share 10 things about yours truly, things that you may not know, and may not care to know...but I can't think of anything, so I'm breaking the rules, cause thats how I roll. So instead I'm going to amaze you with 10 of my favorite movies, as well one of my favorite line from each.

Drop Dead Fred:
"Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."

Forest Gump:
Lieutenant Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."

Fried Green Tomatoes:
"Towanda will go on a rampage, I'll slip tiny bombs into Penthouse and Playboys so they explode when you open them. I'll ban all fashion models who weigh under 130 pounds! And I'll give half the military budget to people over 65 and declare wrinkles sexually desirable."

Knocked Up:
"You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd." 

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion:"Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?"

The Way We Were:
Katie: "Wouldn't it be lovely if we were old? We'd have survived all this. Everything thing would be easy and uncomplicated; the way it was when we were young."
Hubbell: "Katie, it was never uncomplicated." 

The 40 Year Old Virgin:
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it."

A League of Their Own:
"Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."

The Birdcage:
"You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside."

Forgetting Sarah Marshall:
"He what? He refused a blow job from his ex-girlfriend mid blow job. Do you know what that's like for a man? It's called blue balls, Rachel. This guy's like Gandhi, but better; he likes puppets. I love puppets. I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop. I love Elmo, Sesame Street, Burt and Ernie, Snuffleupagus? Fucks my shit UP. "

And now, to pass these bad boys along!
Here are some of my favorite ladies, and you guys can pick which award you want, or take both!

Happy Tuesday Loves!! 
And a very happy 4 year anniversary to my girl Mayra!!


brooke said...

hootiehooo!!!! thanks for the a'ward laday!!! so nice to be a getting you from you!!!!

and seriously i heart you even more for your awesome movie collaboration and some of THEE best one liners from them...love them all!!!! especially the last one...movie is hilarious! and oddly enough i really could go for an egg salad sandwich right now!!!

Courtney said...

um, i LOVE drop dead fred!!!!!! :) so few people know about it!!!!!

bananas. said...

Dude. You rock my world! Is there an award for that b/c if so it's all yours! With a side of vodka. Heck even a shot of tequila. Wouldn't mind getting a little rowdy with ya!

Thx for the award and 4 year shout out. And your list of movies are my fav...spesh sarah marshall. Hands down, hilarious!!!

melifaif said...

Ah, girl. You know the way to my heart! Blog awards, what up????!!!! You rock it the bestest.

Gabby said...

Congrats to you and thank you, lover! I loved your movie list! I've never seen Knocked Up (not sure how I missed it) but I will fix that asap! xo

drollgirl said...

congratulations! you are getting awarded left and right, as you should!

and you are quoting from THE WAY WE WERE?!?!? AHAHAHA!!! that made me laugh, and in a good way! :)

Karisa Tells All said...

I love all these quotes! And I can't believe someone else other than me has seen Drop Dead Fred! I used to watch that all the time when I was a kid b/c my grandma had taped it when it was on TV once lol

Mrs. Clean Freak said...

u took it back! I LOVE DROP DEAD FRED. I had a imaginary friend (still do, *dont judge me*) :0)
Congrats on the AWARDS!!!

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

Thank you so MUCH darrrlin'
40yrVirgin still on my mind each time i go for my Brazilian wax~OUCH~whahhh!! TMI!!!

LiLu said...

Adding "Drop Dead Fred" to my Netflix right now. ;-)

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