Snowy Tuesday Thoughts...

Today's place to see before you die. Beautiful."Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening."
-Barbara Tober

"If I know what love is, it is because of you."
-Hermann Hesse

"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity."

"Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose."
-SpongeBob SqaurePants

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If you're an atheist and swear on the bible, have you committed perjury?
Joke of the day:
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."


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